Rubber Band 9-1-1 Call

In a senseless and tragic accident, I shot a rubberband across the room yesterday. Here's the chilling 9-1-1 call.

Operator: "9-1-1."

Me: "Oh my God! I just shot a rubberband across the room. Aaaaaeeiiii! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Operator: "Sir, calm down. Where is the rubberband now?"

Me: "I don't know . . . I think it's next to the paper airplane I also shot across the room. Oh my God! Aaaaeeeiii!"