In a senseless and tragic accident, I shot a rubberband across the room yesterday. Here's the chilling 9-1-1 call.Operator: "9-1-1."
Me: "Oh my God! I just shot a rubberband across the room. Aaaaaeeiiii! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
Operator: "Sir, calm down. Where is the rubberband now?"
Me: "I don't know . . . I think it's next to the paper airplane I also shot across the room. Oh my God! Aaaaeeeiii!"
