(Based On A Christmas List By Alan Williamson)
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A 62 inch HDTV.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight wines from Napa
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine nights in Naples
Eight wines from Napa
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five ...fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten robotic butlers,
Nine nights in Naples
Eight wines from Napa
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven labradoodles,
Ten robotic butlers,
Nine nights in Naples
Eight wines from Napa
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve Hawaiian print shirts,
Eleven labradoodles,
Ten robotic butlers,
Nine nights in Naples
Eight wines from Napa
Seven pounds of Starbucks,
Six singing lessons,
Five... fiber... optic... chimpanzees,
Four lobster claws,
Three tanks of gas,
Two talks with God,
And a 62 inch HDTV.
