Please cancel my subscription
to your Monkey Island
I’m not a fan of monkeys,
and I don’t embrace their views.
I don’t remember when this started,
but I cannot keep it up.
I will return the monkey tote bag
and the monkey coffee cup.
I am clueless to your purpose,
and perplexed about your niche.
Why a magazine for monkeys?
It’s like a scratch without an itch.
You talk about bananas
and the jungles of Peru
You even have a column –
“Monkey See and Monkey Do.”
I find your ads offensive
and your articles obtuse.
You show humans kept in cages
with the monkeys running loose.
It’s not about the money,
you can keep the balance due.
Just take me off of Monkey Island
Very Truly Yours,
Baboo.
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