Star Power

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket and your pants will be shot to shit faster than you can say Big Bad Voo Doo Daddy.

Just keeping it real.

Can't Stop Laughing About Uranus

Some things you outgrow as you get older - like acne, idolizing athletes, and giggling when someone mentions Uranus.

Okay, I still snicker when Uranus comes up, but faintly and only for a moment. Hey, in these touchy times of hypersensitive political correctness, if we can't all laugh about Uranus then what can we laugh about?

Door to Door

When one door closes, another . . .

a) Sneezes

b) Takes a "wait and see attitude"

c) Lets fly with the knock-knock jokes

d) Sings "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing"

e) Opens (then closes, then declares bankruptcy, then re-opens under a new name)