Monday, January 11, 2010

Air Travel Anti-Terrorism Enhancement


Currently, before a commerical airliner takes off, flight attendants instruct all passengers in the use of emergency equipment and check to see that seatbelts are fastened and seats are in the upright positions. Let's also have them make the following announcement: "Before we take off, we ask that all passengers please check fellow passangers in your immediate area for any screwballs, weirdos, wackos, misfits, haunted drifters or fidgety religious fanatics."

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Restroom Unrest


The international graphical symbols for "Men" and "Women" on restroom doors are way too subtle for my attention span.

Can we at least give the man a sideways baseball cap and the woman some curves so I don't have to stop and decipher which figure represents the room I'm pre-approved to take a wiz in after downing the 2 for 1 happy hour house wine at Chili's?