The phone rang the other night and when I picked it up a telemarketer greeted me by asking "Is the lady of the house available?"The lady of the house?
Me: "Well, she's kind of busy right now making a pot roast, topping off my highball and asking me how my day was at work selling phonographs and toaster ovens."
Him: "When would be a good time to call back?"
Lady of the House: Thank you, Don Draper. ;-)
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