Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Door to Door

When one door closes, another . . .

a) Sneezes
b) Takes a "wait and see attitude"
c) Lets fly with the knock-knock jokes
d) Sings "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing"
e) Opens (then closes, then declares bankruptcy, then re-opens under a new name)

2 comments:

  1. I like letters c), d), and e). But I think when one door closes it keeps the mosquitos out, which is really all that matters with all this rain.

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  2. Coincidentally, my neighbor recently arranged to have a new front door installed on her home when she was away on vacation. The workers painted the door bright blue, which was no doubt her preference. Still, I couldn't resist running up to them and yelling "You fools, she said she wanted a NEW door, not a BLUE door!!!"

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