Coincidentally, my neighbor recently arranged to have a new front door installed on her home when she was away on vacation. The workers painted the door bright blue, which was no doubt her preference. Still, I couldn't resist running up to them and yelling "You fools, she said she wanted a NEW door, not a BLUE door!!!"
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I like letters c), d), and e). But I think when one door closes it keeps the mosquitos out, which is really all that matters with all this rain.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, my neighbor recently arranged to have a new front door installed on her home when she was away on vacation. The workers painted the door bright blue, which was no doubt her preference. Still, I couldn't resist running up to them and yelling "You fools, she said she wanted a NEW door, not a BLUE door!!!"
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