Air Travel Anti-Terrorism Enhancement

Currently, before a commerical airliner takes off, flight attendants instruct all passengers in the use of emergency equipment and check to see that seatbelts are fastened and seats are in the upright positions. Let's also have them make the following announcement: "Before we take off, we ask that all passengers please check fellow passangers in your immediate area for any screwballs, weirdos, wackos, misfits, haunted drifters or fidgety religious fanatics."