Thursday, November 12, 2009

We Interrupt Twilight for a Word on Werewolves


Nothing against Twilight, but I'd be much more excited about a series of books and movies about werewolves. In fact, I'd like to be a werewolf. The thought of not showering or shaving for weeks on end and having everyone too afraid to call me on it appeals to me on some raw, primeval level.

Plus, unlike vampires who go about their business pretty quietly, I'd get to throw my head back whenever I get the urge and go "Aw, Aw - Awwwooooo!!" (I tried it the other day in Costco and an elderly food sample server named "Millie" gave me all her sausage puffs.) 

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